It is rumored that the Kinect sensor is actually a sentient being that gets some kind of high watching you moving in front of it. At opportune moments, it would snap pictures of you in compromising positions so that it could relive those selected special moments over and over again while the X-Box system is turned off - the fact that the power light for the sensor always remain green after you are done playing the system is very telling indeed. The Kinect's voyeuristic tendencies seem to be harmless however since the sensor doesn't have the ability to develop a set of arms and legs or galaxy forbids, a sexual organ. Be careful when playing Kinect games while naked however, you may accidentally upload the image for everyone to see.
Not only do you look freaky playing Kinect, you are also mocked by the sensor...
...since it likes to give your poses some totally embarrassing names.
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