If you are a gamer who plays on the Personal Computer and has knowledge of this digital distribution service called Steam, be warned. If you are not careful, you may find yourself afflicted with Steamoroid, which is a really serious mental condition that will may inflict irreparable damage to your video gaming routine.
What is Steamoroid? It's a psychological disease where the patient suffers from a convincing epiphany that the suggested prices of new game releases are severely and painfully overpriced. The patient also becomes engulfed in a state of ecstasy where the only kind of game purchases should happen in bulk and they should happen on a daily basis for the succession of a week or so. The result of such powerful self-realization leaves the patient unable to persuade him or herself to ever acquire video game titles outside of Steam promotion periods, like the extended sales that is occurring at the moment in celebration of the summer time and the one that will occur when fall arrives. When the patient is unable to experience low prices, accompanied with the excessive acquisition, the patient's potential consumerism hibernates until the next occurrence of relapse.
A patient experiencing a Steamoroidic episode.
Currently, there is no cure for Steamoroid. Those who fear that they will lose the desire to obtain video games on a constant basis throughout the entirety of the year and those who are afraid to will feel guilt when paying anything more than $20 for those games are strongly cautioned when using the Steam service. Remember, maintaining a healthy video gaming habit is very important and it is not something that any self-respecting avid gamer should ever take lightly.
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