So you know someone like me, a gamer who has it all, and you want to get this person a Christmas gift. Well, there is a really easy route to complete this task: which will fail to impress the individual, but a gift is a gift right? This includes getting the latest Call of Duty games (without even checking with the person if he or she already owns the game), buying popular gaming magazines or guides to the latest games that you suspected the person is playing, or paying for a gift card to Best Buy or GameStop which is quite insulting to a high-end gamer. Worry not troubled shopper, I am here to guide you through this difficult time as you rush to get the ultimate gamer gift. I know you have had enough of the fake smiles, the overblown reactions, and the quick head turns when all you ever wanted is to do is show the gamer you love that you mean well.
Forget the cheaper RTX 4080, no ma'am, you got to go for gold and get one of these if the gamer happened to have a Personal Computer. With the ugliest of games requiring a nonsensical amount of VRAM - I'm looking at you Steelrising - the ample 24 GB of G6X memory found in this unit will satisfy the requirement of any modern games... until mid-2023 when more games suddenly want 30+ GB of VRAM just because. Your gamer recipient will be shocked to have the GPU in his or her lap because it's actually impossible to get this at a reasonable price at the moment, which means that a) you must think the gamer is really that special, or b) that gamer now suspect that you may have committed a crime to score one of these.
Fact: Not all gamers go to GameStop. As a matter of fact, most of them don't and try their best to avoid going to that awful gamer hell. Let's see, how do I best describe this to the non-gaming world: Going to GameStop is like when you have to poop while out in public and you are forced to use one of those awful, hardly maintained park bathrooms. It does the job but pretty nasty, right? No self-respecting gamer wants to be stuck with a GameStop gift certificate so instead, buy gift cards for the specific platforms that the person is gaming on. Never go for the minimum value that will not even be remotely enough to purchase the hot titles that they want. At least $100 minimum. The bigger the better. And oh, don't act suspicious when buying these in large amounts because the cashier might think that you are being used by phone scammers that prey on gift certificate codes. Just tell them you haven't spoken to anyone with a heavy Indian accent who happen to have a very typical English name...
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