What have I done? At a remote, forgotten GameStop location, I found on their website that they were selling the now rare Fling Kong. And oh, they even have Nightfall. So I went there. The good news is... I survived and nothing remotely traumatic like the Xenoblade Chronicles tragedy happened.
Who needs Donkey Kong? This one can throw a Frisbee.
Hairiest Skylander ever. The Gamestop lady said "He looks scary."